Mom's doing it again. She is talking about moving up to where I will be attending college in August. I swear if she moves to where I am going to college I will transfer and not even tell her. I will just disappear. This is how this usually goes.

"Well, Lori, I'm think I'm gonna be moving up there when you go to college, so I need to start saving some money."

"NO!!!! You are not moving anywhere near me! I want to get out of here and away from you! I have had to live with you for 19 years now! 19!!!! I want out!!!!!"

"Oh, hee hee hee (fake laugh). Well, you're gonna need me you know. Blah blah blah."

"No, the only reason you want to follow me around is because you are afraid of being alone and you think I'm going to take care of you or something."

"Oh, hee hee hee. (more fake laughing)"

I can't take this people. Just shoot me in the face. You know those kids who end up living with there parents forever because they don't want to be on there own and all that stuff? This is the problem we have here, only it is reversed between me and my mom. It is terrible. She is the same way with my brother Garvin. (Get all the laughing about his name out now...) But he can not stand mom even more than me. He is married with two kids. Has his own life and problems and she will start talking sometimes to Amy (sister-in-law) about what she is going to do when I leave for college.

"I don't know what I am going to do when Lori leaves for college. I might just have to move in with you. My furniture will fit in your house, wont it?" Just goes on like that like she is making all these plans without even talking to them about it first! And you know why? Because there is no way in hell they would ever move this woman in there house, and she knows it. Amy told Garvin about all this, and he is so pissed at her right now. Anyone reading this needs to read this right now. It explains why no one can stand my mother. Go. Read it. Seriously. Arg. My fingers are exhausted.