AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I was completely unprepared for it. No warning. No time to trim up and prepare mentally for some old lady to see me butt nakie, and it sucked. I had to sit there in a paper towel vest. And they had to give me a breast exam too! NOOOOO! I am the most self conscious person I have ever met about my boobs. My boyfriend barely sees them and we’ve been together for three years. It’s insane. So First I had to prop up my legs on those scary ass stirrups wile this poor older lady has her face about thisclose to my poocat so she can stick the metal thing up there and take a gander at my cervix, and it just got worse from there. People say it’s not as bad as you think it will be? Yes, it is. Don’t listen to those people, it is horrible. She lubed up her plastic gloves and said she had to feel my uterus : c and before I knew it the woman had her fingers in my poocat and that is the last thing I would ever want, to be damn near fingered by this old woman. She tried to talk to me the whole time too, like when dentists ask you all kinds of conversational questions when they have there fingers in your mouth. Try answering a doctor when their fingers are up you vaginal region. It’s a lot worse. And it was not brief. Apparently to feel ones uterus you put your fingers up there and then push down on the stomach at the same time and squeeze around. Then she had to feel around on both my breasts. Alllll around. Maybe I’m sounding a little bit immature about all this but I’m really really self conscious and …….I don’t know. There is a word I’m looking for but can’t think of it. I don’t even like stepping out of the shower naked. It was just bad and I don’t ever want to have to do it again. But it does beat being a guy and having some other guy feel your balls and stick his finger up your ass, I’m sure. Ha! Thank God it’s over and done with. I’m off.