2003-05-20
Happy b-day Waylon! Here's your complimentary Lemur fetus!
Mom is in the living room yelling at Gary (her boyfriend) because apparently he's stoned or something. I'd yell too, and I will if he comes in here and bothers my ass. He's supposed to not be doing things like that anymore and he's been going to AA meetings because one good thing I can say about mom is she doesn't put up with that sort of thing. Ugh..I can here him in there. "Blah ugh...dknvine...I need to talk to you.. blah..ianionvr" He stopped doing all that shit so mom would go out with him but he slips up every now and then. I wish she'd make him leave.Anyway. Some good news. Today's Boyfriends birthday!! Happy 20th birthday Waylon!! He came over about 6 or 6:30 this evening and had to leave for work at 9. I gave him the card I made him that I had all his friends at school sign. And a subway sandwich because today is Two-for-Tuesday. Weee! I should have $125 by the end of this week to get him some birthday stuff. I feel kind of bad for not having it on his birthday but he don't mind. He knows I'll get him something. His favorite animal is the penguin so that’s what was on his card. (mad props to krazypenguin. Postin' a pic of the penguin I drew on his card just for you:) Well, this one I drew on the computer but it is exactly the same.)  I was talking to my friend Lanessa about what I could get him and we both came up with some pretty good ideas but unfortunately they're practically impossible to obtain. 1) A big penguin that has an open-able stomach with a lemur (his other fav. animal) fetus in it. haha! 2) I lemur fetus 3) A taxidermied penguin/lemur 4) A live penguin/lemur That would be pretty great. Maybe I can make him one out of clay or something.
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