#3. The web site: When Ashley and her dumb ass boyfriend put up the site with her in some rather distasteful positions, and the whole school seen it. I wrote about that one in my personal narrative for my senior portfolio. I think it's here but I might have that link wrong. If so I'll fix it in a bit.

#2. Doug No-Ball’s wreck: While Boyfriend, Stephen, and myself were coming home from McDonalds one evening, we were walking back to my house and approaching the stop light to cross the street. Doug (No Balls) Nobles was coming up the road in his car and decided he would be so cool if he rolled down his window and yell "You fucking freaks!" at us. Keep in mind he is one of the top few people I would love to see burned alive, and is much disliked by the majority of the world for being a cunt, and a frequent sexual harasser. Anyway, he starts to yell out his window, and while doing so, fails to pay attention to the red light coming up in front of him and crashes into the stopped truck before him. It sounded something like this- "You fucking fre- BOOM!" We almost pissed ourselves it was so damn funny. Unfortunately he knew the person he hit and didn't get in an trouble.

#1. Taint meats a big glass of water: This one is my personal favorite. My sophomore year I went out with Josh Fields. This is pretty much my greatest embarrassment and I'm ashamed. He was pretty retarded and didn't shower well. That's why he was dubbed Taint. Well, we only went out for 3 months and then he broke up with me, and I was thankful (seriously). But then he started telling people it was because he wasn’t getting any (so true) and he was tired of not being able to smoke pot and doing it behind my back. Yeah. Asshole. So at lunch one day I was talking to some friends just down the table from him, and I mentioned how funny it would be to get a big glass of water and throw it on him. I wasn't planning on doing it but they talked me into it. I still cant believe I did this. I went to get the water, which was in a large Styrofoam cup with lots of ice. I casually walked up to across from where he was seated, said "I think I owe you this." and threw the whole glass of water in his face. He was completely drenched. Pissed off too. He got up and said "You bitch!" while attempting to throw his milk at me. He almost completely missed me and hit everyone else behind me. We got sent to d-hall. It was great. I think I made him cry. And one of the girls he hit with milk? Her boyfriend almost beat him up for it later. Ha! That was quite a day. Definitely my most memorable moment of high school.

Well, there ya go. My mom and I are still really good friends with Taints family though. I love 'em, but can't stand him or his older brother. The funniest part of all of this? He still likes me! He is always asking my mom if me and Boyfriend are still going out like it would matter. Blah. We are civil, but I really can't stand him. I almost feel sorry for him.

I actually managed to write a lengthy entry. Watch it get deleted.